The Blood Fart Tee doesn't come with an explanation. What it comes with is an 80s-metal band logo for a band that never existed, in red and white across the front, plus the Moshprint wordmark in red on the sleeve.
If you get it, welcome. If you don't, that's the joke. Printed in-house on black Comfort Colors 1717, heavyweight and garment-dyed. True to size. Wash inside out. You know the drill.
